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KOM MAAR NAAR BENEDEN EN SLA JE SLAG!!!

"Zo dom als een …?", vraag ik.
"Varken", zegt mevrouw B.
"Ja, die zien er wel dom uit hè? Maar dat is niet het goede antwoord."
"Koe", zegt mevrouw J.
"Nee, ook niet goed, weet u het misschien mevrouw O.? Zo dom als een …?"
Ik zie mevrouw O. denken.
"Klein vogelijn op groene tak", begint ze even later, "Wat zingt g’een lustig lied."
En ach, dan zing ik ook maar mee, en als ik inval, zingen we ineens met de hele afdeling: "Wij hebben in ons hele boek… zo’n vrolijk wijsje niet… Oooh zeg ons, zeg ons aardig beest… Wie of uw meester is geweest… Oooh zeg ons zeg ons aardig beest … Wie of uw meester is geweest!"
"Het goede antwoord is ‘Zo dom als een gans’, maar ik vind dat de punten voor deze vraag naar mevrouw O. gaan, want die heeft heel mooi gezongen, vinden jullie dat goed?"
Iedereen vindt het goed.
"Gooit u even met de dobbelsteen mevrouw O.?", vraag ik.
Mevrouw O. gooit groen.
"Een groene vraag voor mevrouw O.!", roep ik.
Maar nog voordat ik een kaartje met een groene vraag kan pakken begint mevrouw O. te zingen: "In een groen, groen, groen, groen knollen, knollenland, daar zaten 2 haasjes…"
En fuck it, gewoon weer met z’n allen: "heel parmant… en de 1 die blies de fluiten, fluiten, fluitenfluit… en de ander sloeg de trommel!"
"Ja, u denkt zeker onder de groene vraag uit te komen door te gaan zingen, mevrouw O.? Maar zo zijn we niet getrouwd hoor! Hier komt de vraag: wat voor kleur hebben vergeet-me-nietjes?"
"Blauw", zegt mevrouw K.
"Heel goed!", zeg ik.
Even later gooit meneer de R. oranje.
"Een oranje vraag voor meneer de R.!"
"Meneer de R. kunt u dit gezegde misschien afmaken?"
Meneer de R. kijkt me aan.
"Er is geen koe zo bont of…?"
"Ehm, jajaja, ehm, de here Jesus, jaja, gezegend zij gij, Jesus, jajaja, Amen", zegt hij.
"U bent vroeger toch boer geweest?"
"Jajajajajajaja."
"Nou, dan moet u dit gezegde toch wel af kunnen maken; er is geen koe zo bont of…?"
"Melk, melk, melk."
"Ik reken ‘m goed hoor meneer de R."
"Jajajaja, gezegend, Here Jesus, Amen", zegt hij.

En inderdaad; Here Jesus Christus! Ik heb m’n roeping gevonden! Als ware ik Gaston Starreveld speel ik sinds kort elke vrijdagochtend voor quizmaster bij de demente bejaarden! Met supersimpele vragen die door iedereen door elkaar en voor elkaar worden beantwoord en ik vind het leuk! Zo leuk! Here Jesus Christus! Amen!

Dit vind je misschien ook leuk...

18 reacties

  1. Neneh schreef:

    Je zou haast wensen een demente bejaarde te zijn om een spelletje met Luna te mogen spelen….. bij nader inzien toch maar niet :)

    Chapeau! voor Luna

  2. esther schreef:

    Ik vind dit heel ontroerend. Volgens mij ben je geknipt voor dit werk. Die oudjes boffen!

  3. darja schreef:

    well done, ik zie het al helemaal voor me!

  4. Eddy Kledder schreef:

    Heel mooi dat je dit werk doet.

  5. Cindy schreef:

    Klinkt gezelliger dan je van tevoren zou verwachten. Mooi van je Luna :)

  6. Eva schreef:

    Hee Luna! Weet je wat? Combineer die twee dingen die je zo goed doet: Knutselen en de activiteiten begeleiding.
    Er bestaan voor demente mensen allerlei handige dingetjes, waar ze alledaagse dingen zoals knopen dicht doen, ritsen openen etc mee kunne oefenen. Kosten verschrikkelijk veel geld, want ergotherapeutisch en dus duur.

    Zo: Je neemt gewoon wat van die kekke retrostofjes, maakt een mooie patchwork ondergrond en versiert het met al die oefendingetjes. Neem wat van die voel en woel-stofjes, knopen, ritsen klittebanden van alles en nog wat, en maak die vast op je patchwork-deken. Snap je? In het verpleeghuis waar ik gewerkt heb, hadden ze heel veel van dat soort dingen, en er werd ook b.v. knopen maken mee geoefend, of veters strikken ezv.

    Als je es een keer niks anders te doen hebt, misschien kun je het dan proberen, een te maken ;)

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